When I Grow Up I Want To Be Nothing At All

So uh this blog has too much baggage so I made my Disney blog my main so go follow that @salandria

salandria-moved:

salandria-moved:

Should I perhaps buy a Mal doll when I get paid?

I bought the Mal doll

I bought another one with a coupon. I plan on having her from every movie. Send help.

systlin:

iamemeraldfox:

iamemeraldfox:

iamemeraldfox:

Getting inspiration from the lovely Bernadette Banner, I shall carve this turnip to celebrate this year’s Witch’s Eve

Thank you grandma, for gifting me the fattest turnip from your garden

Mr. Turnip the Fearsome, Defender of Our Dwelling

Some lemon juice to preserve his earthly flesh and he is good to go

It’s alive!

I love him he’s beautiful

(via quasarkisses)

vicholas:

You’ve heard of Fortnite Chapter 2

You’ve heard of Homestuck 2

You’ve heard of Overwatch 2

Now get ready for the sequel people ACTUALLY want

(via elis-magic-catnado)

bedabug:

jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

richardgoranski:

this is just. so fucking funny to me

(via notkazuhira)

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

i opened the window to hear the sound of rufus wainwright’s cover of “hallelujah” and it put me in such a existential Mood that i was contemplating about my relationship with God. and then bam came smashmouth’s all star. i realized this dude was just playing the shrek soundtrack for fun which caused me to have a spiritual moment for three whole minutes.

ACCORDING TO MY ROOMATE…. SOMEONE WAS THROWING A SHREK THEMED PARTY. EVERYONE WAS DRESSED AS SHREK.

(via elis-magic-catnado)